Category Archives: Entertainment


Kanzaz to take on gangsta rap

By Charles Nounou, editor
Fearing that gangsta rap will turn local Wizard of Oz fans into Kool G Rap fanz and divert them from looking somewhere over the rainbow to looking somewhere behind the toilet tank, a Kanzaz legislator haz introduced a rezolution to condemn the popular muzic form.
Enough z talk. With a state minimum wage […]

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