Monthly Archives: May 2007

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are all the same person

By Oscar de la Noonoo, fashion editor
Three of Hollywood’s top publicists have been caught in one of the biggest media scams in history. For years they kept glitzology fans titillated with the shenanigans of three wild child babes, Britney, Paris, and Lindsay. Now the cover is off.
Publicists Sid Weekum, Lance Blandell, and Ty Mirch were […]

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