Monthly Archives: June 2007

Sears to offer iStove

By Hanes®“Boxer” Noonoo, shorts editor
Sears-Roebuck announced today plans to introduce a revolutionary kitchen appliance, the iStove.
The device will combine in one unit a cooktop stove, oven, refrigerator, dishwasher, food processor, and garbage disposal. It also comes with magnets to attach reminders, photos, and children’s art to the doors and sides.
Sears representative “Bud” Saltman explained the […]

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